What Dave Did

June 26, 2003

[Bob and Alice have worked together for 4 years.  They don’t know each other very well, but always say “good morning” and occasionally exchange small talk.  They meet in the hall.]

 

Bob

Hi, Alice.  Did you hear what Dave did?

Alice

Yeah, Bob!  I wish I could afford to do that!

Bob

Really?  I didn’t realize we had that in common.  What’s been happening in your group lately?

Alice

(a little confused by the change of subject) We’ve got a new manager, Carol.

Bob

So, what is she doing to make life miserable for you?

Alice

Nothing!  She’s even better than Ellen was.  I couldn’t be happier.

Bob

So why are you thinking of quitting?

Alice

What are you talking about?

Bob

I’m talking about Dave throwing down his badge in disgust on the conference room table, in the middle of a meeting, and storming out of the building.

Alice

(shocked) Dave did that?  When?

Bob

Yesterday morning. You mean you didn’t know that? (beat) What were you talking about?

Alice

I was talking about Dave treating his mother to a $300 dinner last weekend at Chez Jacques.

Bob

(confused) That doesn’t sound like him, especially with how angry he’s been lately.  I wonder what he was thinking.

Alice

I have no idea.  (beat) …but were you saying that you were thinking of quitting, too?  That’s news to me.  What’s going on?

Bob

(backtracking) Oh, nothing – business as usual.

(changing the subject)

But wait a second.  Dave’s mother is still alive?  She must be really old.

Alice

She can’t be that old.  Dave’s only 25.

Bob

Dave Morris?  25?  No way.

Alice

No, Dave Weisman.  Now I get it.  I didn’t think Dave would be that impulsive.  Dave Morris on the other hand – that I can imagine.  He’s got this self-destructive streak, besides.  I wonder if he has enough money to just retire or if he’ll be scrambling for a new job right away.

(as they walk off down the hall)  …but what’s been bothering you about your job….?